Jane Austen Book Club
Do you like books? Do you like comedy? Do you like social commentary? Do you like historical context? Do you like loooove?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, join Sasha this afternoon for the latest installement of Jane Austen Book Club - the only(?) twitch stream that combines storytime and a cool history lesson as Sasha reads a Jane Austen book and explains the context of it.
Right now they’re reading Mansfield Park, and it’s a wild ride. Check them out here at 6:30pm British time!
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
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Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
There once was a man from Verdun
There once was a man from the sticks
Whose limericks stopped at line six.
They were fine till line five
Then they took quite a dive —
But the problem is easy to fix
If you just ignore the last line, it doesn’t even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I’ve really lost control of this thing I’m so sorry…There once was a man
From Cork who got limericks
And haiku confused.
There once was a man from the sticks
Who liked to compose limericks
But he failed at the sport
Because he wrote them too short
There once was a fellow named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He replied, “Yes, I know–
It’s because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.”On Tumblr did lasses and lads
Their way with fail poetry had.
You’re having your fun
But you’re fooling no one -
It takes skill to do something this bad.Bah! It could
Always be worse, we could
Do bad acrostics instead
horror podcast character protip: if you ever come across a fabric that’s “some kind of leather, but with a strange texture,” you know damn well what it is. don’t lie to yourself.
The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.
Im fucking crying











